Do you suspect that your ill-spoken waif of a daughter is a little harlet?
Well, fear not, you tubby geezer, Fox is here to rescue your archaic brain from the daft pit of ignorance that involves using real words to suggest exploits.
Your child is out there slooting around like a bicycle and you need to decode her teen-talk and bust those digi-brothels that have made her the talk of the tween internets.
Here is your decoder. Use it wisely. With great power comes great surprise and heart stopping visuals of your child in positions you never dreamed of.
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